Mine’s a pint of cranberry juice: Edith Pritchett on the joy of UTIs – cartoon

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Urinary Tract Infection. 1 (Supermarket, girl with flames coming from her crotch). 'Excuse me, where can I find cranberry juice?' 2 (Pours 3 glasses of juice.) Time to enjoy a lovely gallon. My face when someone says ... 'Is that gonna work?' 3 (Running between toilets.) Leaving my flat (which has a toilet) to see a friend in a cafe (which also has a toilet). It's only 10 minutes away. Four if I sprint. 4 (Sitting in cafe) She's having a coffee. I fancy a cranberry juice. 'Ahaha, totally, totally. Hey - you know what might be nicer than this cramped little table? The lovely spacious bathroom.' (Sitting on toilet talking to friend.)

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